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I’ve always thought that farmers spent much of their time worrying about the weather and what time Bessie needed to be milked.

Shame on me… it appears that a United Kingdom farmer has more on his mind than the price of oats.

Dairy farmer Roger Stanbury of Devon, has decided to use one of his barns to host sex parties instead of housing his cows. Later this month he’ll open his Club Vanilla for “sexy fun” - condoms provided. There is a stage for pole-dancing strippers and alcoves equipped with double beds for customers to use when they get the urge.

Club Vanilla will offer an exotic floor show, whirlpool bath and dance floor. Customers will also be encouraged to make their own entertainment, but only with consenting partners.

Needless to say the local neighbors are up in arms with visions of naked perverts cruising their streets. Someone forgot to tell them that most Swing Clubs are well organized, quietly run and respectful of the communities where the parties are held.

Roger has been quick to point out that there will be no illegal substances or chewing gum allowed. Chewing gum??

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