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You may be able to throw out your Viagra. The little blue pill which is being used world wide for impotency, has some stiff competition.

In case you didn’t know there’s a part of Temas A&M called the Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center. (I assume these folks design clothes or perhaps help improve the public image of vegetables). At any rate, according to Dr Bhimu Patil, the centers directory, watermelon contains a phyto-nutrient called citrulline.

Citrulline is converted by the body into another amino acid, arginine. Arginine, in turn, boosts nitric oxide levels, (are you still with me?) “which relaxes blood vessels, the same basic effect that Viagra has,” says Dr Patil, “to treat erectile dysfunction and maybe even prevent it.”

Todd Wehner, who studies watermelon breeding at North Carolina State University, said anyone taking Viagra shouldn’t expect the same result from watermelon.

“It sounds like it would be an effect that would be interesting but not a substitute for any medical treatment,” Wehner said.

The nitric oxide can also help with angina, high blood pressure and other cardiovascular problems, according to the study, which was paid for by the US Department of Agriculture.

There appears to be only one small problem - when you eat a lot of watermelon which is 80% water, you spend a lot of time visiting the bathroom as watermelon is a diuretic and was a homeopathic treatment for kidney patients before dialysis became widespread.

Another issue is the amount of sugar that much watermelon would spill into the bloodstream - a jolt that could cause cramping.

You’ll have to decide if gorging yourself on watermelon is worth the effort. After all, you’ll be spending most of your days in the washroom cramping up and peeing like the last time you and your buddies had that beer drinking fest.

Viagra on the other hand has it’s own side effects such as:

• Headache, Flushing, Dyspepsia, Nasal Congestion, Urinary Tract Infection, Abnormal Vision, Diarrhea, Dizziness, Rash

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Wouldn’t you know when you decide to get it off in your backyard, some nosy neighbor shows up with a video camera and the whole world ends up thinking you’re a sex pervert. This guys seems to have invented a whole new fetish.

It seems at Art Price, 40, of Bellevue, Ohio was taped on four occasions having sex with his picnic table. How you ask?

The neighbor caught Price standing his picnic table on it’s side and using the umbrella hole as his pleasure palace. Price was charged with public indecency which is normally a misdemeanor, but in this case a felony as the incident took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price. Mr. Price admitted to the crimes and is free on a $20,000 bond.

Thank God the man doesn’t live on a farm. The sheep may have been his next victims. We hear that the picnic table is recovering nicely and won’t be pressing charges.

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Kylie Wilson, 28, was convicted in June in Brisbane, Australia, of stabbing her friend Daniel Blair because Blair literally would not stop masturbating in her home, where Wilson’s 3-year-old daughter was present.

According to Wilson, Blair started his adventure in the bathroom and moved to the bedroom, ignoring Wilson’s pleas, until she grabbed a knife and stabbed him twice in the shoulder.

Even then, the wounded Blair merely retreated to the garage, where he continued what a newspaper called his “marathon.” [The Age (Melbourne)]

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Following a three-year investigation by federal and local authorities in Orange County, Calif., the owners of at least 10 massage parlors were arrested in March and accused of running prostitution establishments.

Among the investigators’ findings was that, to reduce the cost of supplying condoms, the salons urged customers to use plastic food wrap, which management bought in large quantities. Said District Attorney Tom Rackauckas, “I really don’t think about (plastic food wrap) in the same way anymore.”

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