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This is not your grandfather’s football game. No siree… this will give you macho guys another reason to watch American football.

The Networks have managed to saturate the airwaves with Reality TV shows and the public seems to have had enough as the majority of these “larger than life” shows seem to be hitting the skids with viewers sliding into no man’s land. Along comes [The Lingerie Football league!  Half-naked women and football. Does it get any better than that? This is Fantasy Football at it’s best.

What was once just a Pay-Per-View stunt - beautiful women running around in uniforms that would make Victoria Secret models blush - trying to compete with the bland, politically correct halftime show of the Super Bowl is now being turned into a 10-team league that will debut in the fall of 2009.

The new league, with women playing full-contact football in helmets, sports bras and panties - will feature a two conference format. The Atlanta Steam, Chicago Bliss, Miami Caliente, New England Euphoria and the Tampa Breeze will compete in the Eastern Conference. The Western Conference features the Dallas Desire, Los Angeles Temptation, Phoenix Scorch, San Diego Seduction and the Seattle Mist.

In the meantime, while we wait for the debut of the full league, make sure you catch Lingerie Bowl VI in Tampa on Februay 1, 2009 and the Football After Dark on January 30th. Check out the leagues site for more information

Don’t you just love America?

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You may be able to throw out your Viagra. The little blue pill which is being used world wide for impotency, has some stiff competition.

In case you didn’t know there’s a part of Temas A&M called the Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center. (I assume these folks design clothes or perhaps help improve the public image of vegetables). At any rate, according to Dr Bhimu Patil, the centers directory, watermelon contains a phyto-nutrient called citrulline.

Citrulline is converted by the body into another amino acid, arginine. Arginine, in turn, boosts nitric oxide levels, (are you still with me?) “which relaxes blood vessels, the same basic effect that Viagra has,” says Dr Patil, “to treat erectile dysfunction and maybe even prevent it.”

Todd Wehner, who studies watermelon breeding at North Carolina State University, said anyone taking Viagra shouldn’t expect the same result from watermelon.

“It sounds like it would be an effect that would be interesting but not a substitute for any medical treatment,” Wehner said.

The nitric oxide can also help with angina, high blood pressure and other cardiovascular problems, according to the study, which was paid for by the US Department of Agriculture.

There appears to be only one small problem - when you eat a lot of watermelon which is 80% water, you spend a lot of time visiting the bathroom as watermelon is a diuretic and was a homeopathic treatment for kidney patients before dialysis became widespread.

Another issue is the amount of sugar that much watermelon would spill into the bloodstream - a jolt that could cause cramping.

You’ll have to decide if gorging yourself on watermelon is worth the effort. After all, you’ll be spending most of your days in the washroom cramping up and peeing like the last time you and your buddies had that beer drinking fest.

Viagra on the other hand has it’s own side effects such as:

• Headache, Flushing, Dyspepsia, Nasal Congestion, Urinary Tract Infection, Abnormal Vision, Diarrhea, Dizziness, Rash

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It appears a Colorado entrepreneur is having the last laugh on the Boulder Country Planning Commission and his neighbors who opposed his opening of an ATV rental store.

The Boulder County Planning Commission recently denied the businessman a special-use permit to open his business.

Jeff Mead went to Plan “B”. Mead put out a banner on his building which reads,”Patterson’s XXX Porn Gallery“.

Mead said he’s serious about opening the adult store to make money since he was denied a permit to open his rental shop.

Obviously his neighbors don’t appreciate his sense of humor.
The neighbors are claiming the move is childish and in poor taste.

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Wouldn’t you know when you decide to get it off in your backyard, some nosy neighbor shows up with a video camera and the whole world ends up thinking you’re a sex pervert. This guys seems to have invented a whole new fetish.

It seems at Art Price, 40, of Bellevue, Ohio was taped on four occasions having sex with his picnic table. How you ask?

The neighbor caught Price standing his picnic table on it’s side and using the umbrella hole as his pleasure palace. Price was charged with public indecency which is normally a misdemeanor, but in this case a felony as the incident took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price. Mr. Price admitted to the crimes and is free on a $20,000 bond.

Thank God the man doesn’t live on a farm. The sheep may have been his next victims. We hear that the picnic table is recovering nicely and won’t be pressing charges.

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Naked News Anchor Tells All

If you haven’t heard about Naked News, then you’re probably not cruising your cable channels enough.

When Naked News TV hit the red carpet in Toronto at the International Film Festival, it caused quite a stir in the cable industry.

Gone are the days of boring news anchors, replaced by nine female anchors who spend most of the show either scantily clad or butt naked. Chances are you’ll become an expert on world events in a very short time.

You’ll get your daily does of world news and enough entertainment (and I’m not talking about entertainment news here!) to keep you glued to your set for most of the evening. Catch this promo video of one of the beautiful anchors giving us the low down on the news.

You’ll catch the show through various providers such as InDemand in the United States and Bell Express Vu in Canada, it also being carried in cities from the UK to the Philippines.

View the Video

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I’ve always thought that farmers spent much of their time worrying about the weather and what time Bessie needed to be milked.

Shame on me… it appears that a United Kingdom farmer has more on his mind than the price of oats.

Dairy farmer Roger Stanbury of Devon, has decided to use one of his barns to host sex parties instead of housing his cows. Later this month he’ll open his Club Vanilla for “sexy fun” - condoms provided. There is a stage for pole-dancing strippers and alcoves equipped with double beds for customers to use when they get the urge.

Club Vanilla will offer an exotic floor show, whirlpool bath and dance floor. Customers will also be encouraged to make their own entertainment, but only with consenting partners.

Needless to say the local neighbors are up in arms with visions of naked perverts cruising their streets. Someone forgot to tell them that most Swing Clubs are well organized, quietly run and respectful of the communities where the parties are held.

Roger has been quick to point out that there will be no illegal substances or chewing gum allowed. Chewing gum??

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If you attend any type of swingers function, own a swingers club, or have ever hosted a swingers party, then you may not want to miss the recently announced; “Legal Issues Affecting Swingers Clubs” seminar presented by Lawrence G. Walters. The seminar will take place at SwingFest 2008 – The World’s Largest Swingers Party and Adult Lifestyle Expo on Saturday August 2, 2008.

Mr. Walters is recognized as a national expert on legal issues pertaining to Free Speech and the Internet, and frequently contributes to television news programs on networks such as NBC, ABC, Fox News Channel, MSNBC, CNBC, and CNN.

The “Legal Issues Affecting Swingers Clubs” seminar at SwingFest 2008 will involve an overview of the hot legal issues affecting the swinger lifestyle community, including zoning and licensing laws, criminal statutes, nuisance abatement ordinances, and private civil actions.

Swingfest2008 will be held at the beautiful Westin Diplomat Resort in Hollywood, Florida. The resort will close it’s doors to the public, so the entire resort is your playground to enjoy at the world’s largest swingers party and swinger lifestyle convention. You can party all day at their scheduled Pool Parties, Beach Parties, Meet & Greets, and Socials, then party all night in one of their three massive Party Halls, or party offsite at the infamous swingers club; Trapeze Ft. Lauderdale.

SwingFest Swingers Conventions

For more information about the seminar or about the SwingFest 2008 event, please visit: www.swingfestevents.com

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Orange County, California – An underground swingers club that advertises weekly sex parties for couples and has been operating as a photography studio is being shut down by the city.

A business license was applied for in August 2004, stating the purpose of the business was the “supply and design of model studios for photographic use.” On their city-mandated Sexually-Orientated/Adult Business application, they checked the box marked “Nude or Semi-nude Model Studio” rather than the box marked “Sexual Encounter Establishment.”

Club Amnesty has been promoting itself as an on-premise lifestyle members-only association club where patrons can expect to see various displays of nudity and sexual activity. The club offered different-themed rooms, including a Group Room, and a Gothic Room, which features a bed with tie-downs and a cross in the shape of a capital “X,” with wrist and ankle restraints. The club, open Friday and Saturday nights, advertises theme nights on its Web site, including a “Short Skirts and See-Thru Tops” Night on Saturday and its three-year anniversary June 28.

On their city-mandated Sexually-Orientated/Adult Business application, they checked the box marked “Nude or Semi-nude Model Studio” rather than the box marked “Sexual Encounter Establishment.”

Once the city got on their asses, they quickly came up with a number of violations aside from the discrepancies on the permits.

Swinging is not for everyone as evidenced by these City Fathers. This is but one small bump in the road for a growing and everchanging part of society.

We’re sorry to see Club Amnesty closing it’s doors but hopefully the growing and ever-changing Swinging Lifestyle will see another day - perhaps in your town!

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It appears that the City of Melbourne, Florida aren’t too keen on the swinging lifestyle enjoyed by some of it’s citizens.

The city issued a cease and desist order to the Hunt Club of Brevard County giving them 15 days to pack up and hit the road.

The city found them in violation of several city codes. The city said the renters were operating a business in a non commercial area, rather in a residential area.

The renters have said their “members” donate money, even so, the city insists they are still accepting money and providing a service to non residents of the home.

The swingers club decided to continue on with Friday night’s event, “Naughty girls, ice cream and high heels social”.

Neighbors can be a pain in the ass.

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My grandfather spent the last eight years of his life in one of the area’s better nursing homes. I don’t think the services that the home provided included finding him a local prostitute to help him pass the time.

The Denmark nursing home, located about 100 miles west ofCopenhagen decided to get the old coot ahooker after he’d made an indecent proposal to one of the staff.

“There was a considerable change in his demeanor after the escort girl had paid him a visit,” Kristensen said in an interview. “We do this for our clients just as we offer them other services that they need as human beings.”

Denmark’s 98 municipalities are free to let nurses call prostitutes, which has been legal in the country since 1999.

I wonder if the call girl brings along the Viagra?

Find Yourself Your Own Call Girl

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