April 18th, 2008 by SexyGal
My grandfather spent the last eight years of his life in one of the area’s better nursing homes. I don’t think the services that the home provided included finding him a local prostitute to help him pass the time.
The Denmark nursing home, located about 100 miles west ofCopenhagen decided to get the old coot ahooker after he’d made an indecent proposal to one of the staff.
“There was a considerable change in his demeanor after the escort girl had paid him a visit,” Kristensen said in an interview. “We do this for our clients just as we offer them other services that they need as human beings.”
Denmark’s 98 municipalities are free to let nurses call prostitutes, which has been legal in the country since 1999.
I wonder if the call girl brings along the Viagra?
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August 28th, 2007 by SexyGal
A dwarf actor at the Edinburgh fringe festival was rushed to hospital after his penis became stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act.
Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its offbeat performances.His act involved appearing on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue; unfortunately, he let it dry for only 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and … hospitalisation.
“It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me,” Blackner said.
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August 28th, 2007 by SexyGal
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Mattel Inc. sued a small company on Tuesday for using the toymaker’s famed “Barbie” trademark as part of the name for a pornographic Web site it owned.
The lawsuit, filed in Manhattan federal court, said the Web site www.chinabarbie.com had used the Barbie trademark to capture the positive image Mattel had created through its “Barbie” products.
The suit, which seeks unspecified damages, said the company, Global China Networks LLC, was based in Florida with a postal address in New York and had sold memberships to the site to customers around the world.
Mattel co-founder Ruth Handler in 1959 created the Barbie doll after noticing her daughter preferred playing with paper cut-outs of adult female fashion dolls, the lawsuit said.
American girls aged between 3 and 11 own an average of eight Barbie dolls each, the lawsuit said.
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August 28th, 2007 by SexyGal
A boyfriend embarrassed about the size of his penis told his lover he wanted sex in the dark — then got his brother to take his place.
The sex swapping Manfred Schuh, 26, got away with it for two months until his girlfriend turned the light on.
He has now been charged with accessory to rape and brother Walter, 28, with rape.
Cops said Manfred, of Berlin, used to get into bed, turn off the light, pretend to go to the bathroom then swap places with Walter.
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August 22nd, 2007 by SexyGal
Los Angeles gynecologist David Matlock licensed his 2-year-old G-spot-enhancing technology to 35 other doctors around the country to help spread the benefits of collagen injections that swell the so-called Grafenburg Spot (a supposedly pleasure-registering zone which is, at best, tiny and hidden, but according to some doctors, nonexistent).
With the patient’s help, the doctor guides the 3-inch needle to the most promising location, and one injection renders the G-spot the size of a coin. Many patients claim their sex lives are greatly enhanced, but no peer-reviewed research has yet been done.
I think I’ll keep my gspot exactly as it is. It may need an “enhancement” but I’ll take my sex life# as it is rather than undergo the frigging 3 inch needle.
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August 18th, 2007 by SexyGal
Kylie Wilson, 28, was convicted in June in Brisbane, Australia, of stabbing her friend Daniel Blair because Blair literally would not stop masturbating in her home, where Wilson’s 3-year-old daughter was present.
According to Wilson, Blair started his adventure in the bathroom and moved to the bedroom, ignoring Wilson’s pleas, until she grabbed a knife and stabbed him twice in the shoulder.
Even then, the wounded Blair merely retreated to the garage, where he continued what a newspaper called his “marathon.” [The Age (Melbourne)]
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