Hollywoods Oldest Swinger
July 23rd, 2008 by SexyGalThere are any number of rumors and speculation regarding the Hollywood couples who may be or are swingers. After all, Will Smith let the world know that he and his wife participate in an “open marriage”. The tongues have been wagging for years for these two claiming they wereswingers and heldswinger parties at their home.
But back to Hollywood’s oldest swinger……
This particular swinger celebrity is so old that he holds a Guinness world record. He has yet to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame—rejected last month for the fifth consecutive year, for a grand total of seven times in 20 years. He goes by just one name. Cheeta.
Tarzan and Jane may be dead, but their chimpanzee companion lives.
The ape is the last of four Cheetas who starred in the old Tarzan movies. Hollywood often used many look-alike animals for one role, such as Lassie.
Because of his extraordinary longevity, this Cheeta is now considered The Cheeta. He’s believed to be 76 years old, earning a Guinness certificate as the world’s oldest living non-human primate. Chimps in captivity can live up to 60 years; in the wild, up to 40.
Today Cheeta is semiretired and living in Palm Springs, as many of the old entertainers do.
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Another Raid On Swingers Club
July 23rd, 2008 by SexyGalDuncanville Police raided The Cherry Pit for a second time in three days. Officers found hundreds of bottles of liquor while investigating whether the controversial swinger’s club is running an unlicensed bar. (in case you didn’t know - raiding is the Duncanville’s phrase for “investigating”)
The Cherry Pit owners previously said that friends bring over the bottles and leave them there.
The city is also investigating whether there was money laundering and prostitution at the house as well.
Duncanville, Texas which proclaims itself “The Perfect Blend of Family, Community and Business,” is damned determined if nothing else.
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Ditch Your Viagara But Bring A PortAPotty
July 3rd, 2008 by SexyGal
In case you didn’t know there’s a part of Temas A&M called the Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center. (I assume these folks design clothes or perhaps help improve the public image of vegetables). At any rate, according to Dr Bhimu Patil, the centers directory, watermelon contains a phyto-nutrient called citrulline.
Citrulline is converted by the body into another amino acid, arginine. Arginine, in turn, boosts nitric oxide levels, (are you still with me?) “which relaxes blood vessels, the same basic effect that Viagra has,” says Dr Patil, “to treat erectile dysfunction and maybe even prevent it.”
Todd Wehner, who studies watermelon breeding at North Carolina State University, said anyone taking Viagra shouldn’t expect the same result from watermelon.
“It sounds like it would be an effect that would be interesting but not a substitute for any medical treatment,” Wehner said.
The nitric oxide can also help with angina, high blood pressure and other cardiovascular problems, according to the study, which was paid for by the US Department of Agriculture.
There appears to be only one small problem - when you eat a lot of watermelon which is 80% water, you spend a lot of time visiting the bathroom as watermelon is a diuretic and was a homeopathic treatment for kidney patients before dialysis became widespread.
Another issue is the amount of sugar that much watermelon would spill into the bloodstream - a jolt that could cause cramping.
You’ll have to decide if gorging yourself on watermelon is worth the effort. After all, you’ll be spending most of your days in the washroom cramping up and peeing like the last time you and your buddies had that beer drinking fest.
Viagra on the other hand has it’s own side effects such as:
- Headache, Flushing, Dyspepsia, Nasal Congestion, Urinary Tract Infection, Abnormal Vision, Diarrhea, Dizziness, Rash
Get Screwed By Gas Prices Literally
July 2nd, 2008 by SexyGal
There’s a prostitute in Northern Kentucky who’s been trading sex for gasoline. Seems like our quick thinking prostitute decided to take in $100 gas cards in lieu of cash.
America! The Land of Opportunity…
Find A Girl With A Gas Card
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